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Saturday, June 2, 2012
FRIENDS AND BESTFRIEND

Differences between friends & best friends
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Will comfort you when he rejects you.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.)
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Help you up when you fall.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Help you find your prince.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Kidnap him and brings him to you.
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Will offer you a soda.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Will dump theirs on you.
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Will help you move.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Will help you move the bodies.
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Will bail you out of jail.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
  • or
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Would bail you out of jail again
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Have never seen you cry.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Asks you to write down your number.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Have you on speed dial.
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Only know a few things about you.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Would knock on your front door.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
  • FRIENDS:
  •  You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Already know not to tell.
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Are for life.
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
  • FRIENDS:
  •  Would read and ignore this.
  • BEST FRIENDS:
  •  Will repost this :)
 

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